Best Funny Motivational Quotes

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
– Robert Frost

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
– Charles Schulz

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.
– Brian Vaszily

Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
– Anonymous

Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
– Helen Rowland

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. – Earl Nightingale

The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. – Arthur C. Clarke

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective. – Al Neuharth

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