Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.

May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.

I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.

Never insult anyone by accident.

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